gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

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marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

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I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

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I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

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The thing is … time travel is like visiting Paris. You can’t just read the guidebook, you’ve got to throw yourself in! Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers! Or is that just me?

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qenitals:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

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there is nothing for you there friend

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trapbuddha:

#whitepeopleshit

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